How not to choose a mistress

money_stairs_stick_figure_chinese_5753This story goes back a while but I want to share it with you.

Donglu Fan, aged 43 and a factory owner in China, held a competition to decide which of his 5 mistresses to keep.

It was intended to be simple knock-out competition.

First they had to complete a personality test (sounds like good HR practice so far).

Then there was a modelling and singing competition.

Finally there was a drinking contest where the winner would be the last mistress standing who had drunk the most.

Unfortunately for him the five went for a celebratory drive together after the drinking contest and drove off a cliff. Four were injured and one died.

The family of the one who died is suing him for £60,000 and his wife is divorcing him!


2 thoughts on “How not to choose a mistress

  1. mikethepsych says:

    Reblogged this on Mike the Psych's Blog.

  2. kindadukish says:

    I would have gone for the one with the biggest tits!

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